Birthday Balloons

Well, the birthday balloons you sent me are almost dead, a few weeks ago I had to cut the strings off and let them float back up to the ceiling as with the loss of helium they started to sag. Then one by one they would fail and hit the floor.

I still have one left and he is a traveler. Sunday night while watching TV in the bedroom it kept floating at mid level of the room and move over the bed than on to the TV screen, then we would knock it out of the way. (something to do with warm air currents and static from the screen) Finally got mad and told it was "bad" and knocked it back in the corner behind the shirt rack.

After the show was over I noticed it was missing from the bedroom, then found him in the foyer sitting on my jacket

Well tonight he found his way into my office and was stuck to the front vent of a computer I told him he couldn't block the fan and pushed it off. Now he's sulking under the desk and waiting for me to go to bed. Soon he'll be roaming through the house. I just hope he doesn't leave a mess in the kitchen I hate cleaning dishes.